When a relationship ends, it’s generally for the best. It makes more sense to start fresh apart than it does to to fight an uphill battle trying to change someone or yourself.
However, sometimes splits can occur for some truly strange reasons, as you’ll see below.
Are they more funny or bizarre? That’s for you to judge. But you’ll probably find them to be a little bit of both.
“She was too loud around my hermit crabs.”
“He looked too much like a magician.”
“She smelled like Campbell’s beef vegetable soup.”
“She pronounced it ‘supposibly.'”
“I didn’t like the way he stood.”
“They raised the toll 75 cents going across this bridge I had to hit to get to her and it wasn’t worth it anymore.”
“I was in a tree with her and she fell out. Girls gotta know how to climb trees.”
“He once came with his eyes open and crossed. Just really freaked me out. I could never get the picture of his face out of my mind after that.”
“Funny, I just had a friend telling me stories of a guy who broke up with his girlfriends for petty reasons. Apparently he broke up with his most recent ex for two reasons: 1) She didn’t know how to make scrambled eggs. 2) They were making hot chocolate in a pot, and she was moving it from the pot to her mug with a small spoon. One spoonful at a time.”
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“He reminded me of Michael Scott.”
“She got drunk, jumped in front of a cab, and told me to ‘save her.’ Red flag?”