Community Post: Movies Gone Corgi

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To one-up himself so far as scary maize-related cinema is concerned, Stephen King asserts in his latest horror masterpiece that there is nothing more frightening that a cult of rabid cob-gobbling corgi puppies whose delicate digestive tracks can’t process corn.

Who better to reprise James Dean’s celebrated role as Jim Stark than a corgi in a badass leather jacket?

In order to save up for tickets to the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, a girl and her corgi go on a crime spree knocking over banks and high-end dog grooming salons.

In a more whimsical revival of Kubrick’s 1971 classic, the notion of “ultra-violence” is reinterpreted as “ultra-cuteness.” The ‘Ludovico technique’ now involves the forced viewing of corgi-laden YouTube clips while the subject eats delicious cotton candy.

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