Gut-busting! Sandra Fluke held “rallies” in Nevada this weekend and the crowds numbered in the ONES.
Sandra Fluke speaks to ten (10) people at…wait for it..The “Sak ‘N Save” in Reno. Now that’s the kind of stuff you just can’t make up.
— Christy J. (@NObamaGirl) October 21, 2012
You really can’t make it up; how can you parody self-parodies? Obama for America actually touted one of the Fluke “rallies.”
— Obama for America NV (@OFA_NV) October 20, 2012
Ashley and Jessica evidently made up one-fifth of the total crowd!
— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) October 21, 2012
Stop, our sides can’t take it!
Worse, Obama for America then tries to cover it up by calling it an “intimate gathering.”
— Linda Serrato (@OFALinda) October 20, 2012
The giggles, they hurt! Excuse us while we pick ourselves up from the floor, where we’ve fallen in a heap of giggle-snorts. Oooh, be careful! You may have to spread out into two entire parking spaces!
Sandra Fluke retweeted this one.
Fired up doesn’t mean what she thinks it means.
— Brendan Almy (@BrendanAlmy) October 21, 2012
Democrats don’t seem to know the meaning of “inspiring,” either.
— Julian Terkaly (@JulianTerkaly) October 20, 2012
Twitter users are gasping for breath.
— Cathy Capitalism (@CatCapitalism) October 20, 2012
— John Groves (@jfgroves) October 21, 2012
— Little Miss Rightie (@LilMissRightie) October 21, 2012
— LIFEWIRE POST (@LIFEWIREPOST) October 21, 2012
A whopping TEN people show up for @sandrafluke in Reno. Andy Warhol called, your 15 minutes are up!
— TRoosevelt1973 (@TRoosevelt1973) October 21, 2012
— Michael J. Wright (@MJWrightGMU) October 21, 2012
Oh, sweetie. Bless your heart. Too bad you didn’t have a binder full of women to attend, huh?