Fluke fail in pics: OFA spins her failed rally as ‘intimate gathering’

http://twitter.com/#!/NObamaGirl/status/259876405142224896

Gut-busting! Sandra Fluke held “rallies” in Nevada this weekend and the crowds numbered in the ONES.

Sandra Fluke speaks to ten (10) people at…wait for it..The “Sak ‘N Save” in Reno. Now that’s the kind of stuff you just can’t make up.

— Christy J. (@NObamaGirl) October 21, 2012

You really can’t make it up; how can you parody self-parodies? Obama for America actually touted one of the Fluke “rallies.”

In Reno, Ashley and Jessica are out to meet @sandrafluke and early vote. #NVDecides twitter.com/JulianTerkaly/…

— Obama for America NV (@OFA_NV) October 20, 2012

Ashley and Jessica evidently made up one-fifth of the total crowd!

Hahaha. RT: “@drudge_report: Sandra Fluke campaign stop in Reno draws TEN people! drudge.tw/ReNd7X

— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) October 21, 2012

Stop, our sides can’t take it!

Worse, Obama for America then tries to cover it up by calling it an “intimate gathering.”

Intimate gathering with @sandrafluke a as local supporters drive by yelling “Go Obama!” twitter.com/OFALinda/statu…

— Linda Serrato (@OFALinda) October 20, 2012

The giggles, they hurt! Excuse us while we pick ourselves up from the floor, where we’ve fallen in a heap of giggle-snorts. Oooh, be careful! You may have to spread out into two entire parking spaces!

Sandra Fluke retweeted this one.

Fired up doesn’t mean what she thinks it means.

“@ofalinda: Carson city is revved to vote! @sandrafluke is firing up vols in the North! #NVDecides twitter.com/OFALinda/statu…” its a mob!!!!!!

— Brendan Almy (@BrendanAlmy) October 21, 2012

Democrats don’t seem to know the meaning of “inspiring,” either.

Sandra Fluke inspiring supporters in Reno @ofa_nv #NVDecide twitter.com/JulianTerkaly/…

— Julian Terkaly (@JulianTerkaly) October 20, 2012

Twitter users are gasping for breath.

@redgalbluestate @sandrafluke LOL! They need to calm down before someone hyperventilates!

— Cathy Capitalism (@CatCapitalism) October 20, 2012

@soopermexican Check the picture of Reno…Fluke and her entire crowd are literally confined to one parking spot. twitter.com/OFALinda/statu…

— John Groves (@jfgroves) October 21, 2012

Hi @sandrafluke congrats on pulling a dozen at your ‘rally’ in Reno! You’re clearly a force to be reckoned with with that turnout! #Forward

— Little Miss Rightie (@LilMissRightie) October 21, 2012

Best headline of the day! LOL –> Sandra Fluke campaign stop in Reno draws TEN people! ow.ly/eDPWJ @sandrafluke

— LIFEWIRE POST (@LIFEWIREPOST) October 21, 2012

A whopping TEN people show up for @sandrafluke in Reno. Andy Warhol called, your 15 minutes are up!

— TRoosevelt1973 (@TRoosevelt1973) October 21, 2012

@derekahunter @sandrafluke Ha!How many of them were merely curious Sack N’ Save customers?

— Michael J. Wright (@MJWrightGMU) October 21, 2012

Oh, sweetie. Bless your heart. Too bad you didn’t have a binder full of women to attend, huh?

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